Eveatherfinest?

Rachel I love you.

Me: jajaja <— that’s mexican laughter.

Rachel: DONT omg

Me: I might. I’m still giving it a month.

Rachel: hedrey laughs like that

Me: I KNOW. jajajajajaja

Rachel: grosss

Me: lol so does luis

Rachel: that laugh

Me: he laughs like a mexican

Rachel: =.= all mexicans

Me: i showed my mom it once

Rachel: are just mexicans

Me: and she pronounced it like “Jah jah jah? What’s that Jordyn?” ahahaha

Rachel: LOLOLOL OMFG hahahaha xD

Me: I was like “Mom, that’s how mexican’s laugh.” And she gave me the DIRTIEST look EVER and shook her head at me and was like “Jordyn Elizabeth, I didn’t raise you to be a racist” and fucking walked off. MOM WHY.

Rachel: HAHAHAHAHA our whole crew is basically mexican

Seriously though, I don’t think I would enjoy my job nearly half as much if I didn’t work with this lovely girl.

lolmadison.

Evie

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Skyping with Adam

so fucking fun. :)

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Ugh

Every time I see you’re on facebook I ALWAYS try to think of something clever and funny to say to you

But it just ends up like this

“Hi.”

“Oh hey.”

“I want you.”

-backspace-

“I need to stay devoted to matt, you are a distraction, stop existing.”

-backspace-

“I’m coming for your loins. Be prepared.”

-backspace-

“Sup.”

“Nothing.”

“Kay.”

“Kay. What’d you want?”

“Nothing. Just to talk. God.”

“Oh. Okay. What’d you wanna talk about?”

“Idk.”

“Jajajajaja.” Because you laugh in spanish and that’s just too damn cute.

Fuck you Adam.

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What the fuck

seriously.

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Definitely

was some all night dancing between me and Adam last night.

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Maybe

Everyone’s right and there is something going on between us, but I’m just too big of an idiot to see it.

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Like

I’m going to dance class with him tonight. And I told my bf he didn’t have to go, because he doesn’t have anyone to go with, which means we’ll end up dancing together all night again.

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I’m fucking up

With this whole Adam thing.

A good girlfriend would push him away.

A bad girlfriend would find ways to spend more time with another guy.

Fack.

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You know what I love?

A lot of shit

Music

Dogs

Puppies (because those have to be separated into two different categories)

Matt

Saying “poop”

Calling people “giant poops”

Swearing

Fucking

Dancing

Yelling

Singing

Yelling, singing, and fucking at the same time

Posting shit on tumblr because I fucking can

Giving my friends good advice

Rubbing it in their stupid faces when they don’t take my good advice

Fucking

Sex

Making love

Monogamy

Love

God

Sex

Matt

Sex

Evie.

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But seriously

Madison’s a really fucking cool chick that I work with, and if I was still in high school, I probably would’ve wanted to hang out with her from afar, because I was weird and awkward in high school.

But since I’m out of high school, it’s kinda creepy.

GIRL I LOVE YOU ANYWAY.

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